Friendship Oath Juni 16, 2007Posted by safruddin in Inspirasi.
* When you are sad,
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the jerk who made you sad.
* When you are scared,
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.
* When you are worried,
I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.
* When you are confused,
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
* And when you are lost,
I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.
* When you are sick,
I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.
* When you fall,
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath, I